My Perfect Christmas Stocking by Nick D2 Neon, Aegina

In my 'perfect' Christmas stocking, I'd like:

 

1)  A Michael Jordan shirt.

2) A pair of Jordan shoes for basketball.

3) To meet Eminem.

4) To see a match with Le-Bron James.

5) I want to be able to jump very high to dunk into the hoop.